Noble men’s rights activist Sarstan bravely speaks up against his fellow brothers about how awesome it would be a woman:
I’d love to be a woman, all in all. You get a lot of really nice perks. You can wear any clothing you want (the idea of cross dressing for women doesn’t even exist anymore since all the clothing men wear can be relabeled as women’s and size changed and it’s now okay to be worn. The only time you get into cross dressing for women is baggy clothing). You can EXPECT others, especially men, to help you with just about anything you need, ranging from opening doors, to taking you out to eat, to providing all lodging and other needs/wants. From there you don’t even have to return anything, such as sex. Because you don’t owe anyone when they give you stuff and protect your livelihood.
You get to behave in largely any manner. As a woman I could just say fuck it to the world, get wasted every night (again, have men at a bar buy me drinks), and beat around other people and damage property without honestly expecting to be seriously punished. Especially if I’m drunk and can’t be held accountable for my actions! If at any point I really am bothered about something, I can whine about it and have a huge support network.
Now I admit, I’d have to look good. But shit, who doesn’t want to look good? I’d have my hair and makeup done up all the time, wearing sexy/cute outfits all the time. It’d be how I get men interested in men (and perhaps women?) who would pay for everything else I would need, whether I considered it a relationship or not.
And if things go bad? Well, I can work. And if I can’t find a job, there’s always porn for really quick cash or a strip club for not quite as quick cash, but still won’t be fucked or touched, not that as a woman that would be bad. It wouldn’t even have to come to that since I could be a waitress if I wanted to play it straight. There’s often a job for that and if you’re attractive, you’re very likely to get hired. Even better is the tips will be much larger because of that too, and you know I’d play up my feminine, girly side for those tips.
Why would you not want to wake up as a woman? The only things I see bad are a period (like that’s going to be so bad).
Emphasis mine, galactic ignorance of women’s lives his.